Why Every CMO Should Think Like a Creator

Why Every CMO Should Think Like a Creator

Marketing Isn’t Magic—It’s Math (With Better Fonts)

Marketing Isn’t Magic—It’s Math (With Better Fonts)

Why Every CMO Should Think Like a Creator

Let’s get one thing straight: marketing isn’t a mystical art practiced by robe-wearing creatives who chant “brand awareness” under a full moon. It’s not a vibe. It’s not a feeling. It’s not even a TikTok dance (though I’d pay good money to see a CFO try one).

Marketing is math. It’s strategy. It’s systems. It’s spreadsheets with better fonts and fewer pivot tables. And if your marketing team is still chasing “engagement” like it’s a golden retriever with a squirrel problem, it’s time for a wake-up call.

The Myth of the Marketing Unicorn

Somewhere along the way, we started believing that great marketing is about finding a unicorn—a magical campaign that goes “viral,” floods your site with traffic, and makes your CEO cry tears of joy into their Patagonia vest.

Here’s the truth bomb:

“If your marketing strategy depends on luck, you don’t have a strategy—you have a wish list.”

Unicorns are rare. Systems are scalable. Stop chasing mythical beasts and start building repeatable engines.

The Revenue Engine Framework (a.k.a. How to Stop Guessing)

Let’s break down a simple, no-BS framework that turns marketing from a cost center into a revenue engine. I call it the 4Ms:

  • Market: Who are you targeting, and do they actually want what you’re selling?
  • Message: Are you saying something that makes them stop scrolling and start caring?
  • Mechanism: What’s the system that turns interest into action (and action into revenue)?
  • Measurement: Are you tracking the right numbers, or just the ones that make you feel good?

Let’s unpack these like a marketer at a swag table.

1. Market: Know Thy Customer (Better Than They Know Themselves)

If your ICP (Ideal Customer Profile) is “anyone with a credit card,” congratulations—you’ve just described 7 billion people and zero actual buyers.

Great marketing starts with ruthless clarity. Who are your best customers? What keeps them up at night? What do they Google at 2 a.m. when they think no one’s watching?

Use data. Use interviews. Use your sales team’s therapy notes. Just don’t guess.

2. Message: Say Something That Doesn’t Suck

If your homepage says “We’re a leading provider of innovative solutions,” I have bad news: you sound like a robot that swallowed a thesaurus.

Great messaging is clear, specific, and emotionally resonant. It doesn’t try to impress—it tries to connect.

Here’s a quick test: if your copy could be swapped with a competitor’s and no one would notice, it’s time to rewrite it. With fire. And maybe a little tequila.

3. Mechanism: Build the Machine

This is where the magic (read: math) happens. You need a system that turns strangers into leads, leads into customers, and customers into raving fans who tattoo your logo on their biceps. (Okay, maybe just a nice review.)

Your mechanism might include:

  • SEO that doesn’t suck
  • Paid ads that don’t feel like paid ads
  • Email sequences that don’t make people unsubscribe faster than a gym newsletter in January
  • Landing pages that convert like a Vegas blackjack dealer

It’s not about doing everything. It’s about doing the right things, consistently, and optimizing like your bonus depends on it. (Because it probably does.)

4. Measurement: Stop Worshipping Vanity Metrics

“We got 10,000 impressions!” Cool. Did any of them buy something, or are we just throwing confetti at a mirror?

Track what matters:

  • Customer Acquisition Cost (CAC)
  • Customer Lifetime Value (CLTV)
  • Conversion rates at every stage of the funnel
  • Pipeline influenced and revenue generated

And for the love of all that is holy, stop reporting on “likes” like they pay the bills. They don’t. Unless you’re an influencer. In which case, carry on and enjoy your matcha sponsorship.

Case Study: The SaaS Startup That Stopped Guessing

One of our clients—a B2B SaaS company selling compliance software (yes, the sexiest category alive)—was stuck in the “random acts of marketing” loop. Blog posts no one read. Webinars no one attended. Ads that burned money faster than a crypto bro in 2022.

We applied the 4Ms:

  • Market: Narrowed their ICP to compliance officers at mid-market fintech firms
  • Message: Rewrote their value prop to “Cut your audit prep time in half—without hiring another analyst”
  • Mechanism: Built a lead magnet + email nurture + demo booking flow
  • Measurement: Tracked demo-to-close rate and CAC payback period

Result? 3x pipeline in 90 days. And the CEO stopped asking if they should “try TikTok.”

Final Thought: Stop Hoping. Start Engineering.

Marketing isn’t about being the loudest voice in the room. It’s about being the clearest, the smartest, and the most consistent. It’s not about luck—it’s about leverage.

So ditch the fairy