The ROI of Delight: Marketing’s Hidden Superpower

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Marketing Isn’t Magic—It’s Math (With Better Fonts)

Let’s get one thing straight: marketing isn’t a mystical art practiced by hoodie-wearing wizards whispering to the algorithm gods. It’s not a vibe. It’s not a “feeling.” And it sure as hell isn’t just about making things go “viral” (whatever that means in 2024, when your grandma’s TikTok has more views than your brand campaign).

Marketing is math. It’s strategy. It’s systems. It’s spreadsheets with soul. And if you’re not treating it like a business function with KPIs, ROI, and a plan that doesn’t rely on “hope” as a tactic, then you’re not doing marketing—you’re doing expensive arts and crafts.

The Myth of the Marketing Unicorn

Somewhere along the way, we started believing that great marketing is about finding a unicorn—a magical campaign that explodes overnight, gets 10 million views, and turns your brand into the next Liquid Death. Spoiler alert: that’s not a strategy. That’s a lottery ticket with better lighting.

Real marketing is built on:

Clear positioning (know who you are and why anyone should care)
Consistent messaging (say it loud, say it often, say it the same way)
Channel discipline (stop chasing shiny platforms like a caffeinated squirrel)
Measurement (if you can’t measure it, you can’t scale it—unless you’re measuring vibes, in which case, good luck)

Framework: The 3M Model (Message, Market, Math)

Here’s a simple framework I use with clients who are tired of throwing spaghetti at the wall and calling it strategy:

1. Message

What are you saying, and why should anyone give a damn? Your message should be clear, differentiated, and emotionally resonant. If your value prop sounds like it was written by ChatGPT on a NyQuil bender, start over.

2. Market

Who are you talking to? And no, “millennials who like coffee” is not a target audience—it’s half the planet. Get specific. Build personas. Understand their pain points, buying triggers, and what keeps them doom-scrolling at 2 a.m.

3. Math

This is where the magic dies and the money lives. What’s your CAC? LTV? Conversion rate? If you don’t know these numbers, you’re not a marketer—you’re a magician with a marketing budget. And eventually, the CFO will make you disappear.

Case Study: The SaaS Startup That Stopped Guessing

I worked with a B2B SaaS company that had a killer product, a decent brand, and a marketing strategy that could best be described as “throwing money into the void and hoping for applause.”

We implemented the 3M Model. We rewrote their messaging to focus on outcomes, not features. We narrowed their ICP from “anyone with a laptop” to “mid-market ops leaders in logistics.” We built a funnel with actual math behind it—tracking CPL, MQL to SQL conversion, and CAC payback period.

Result? Pipeline doubled in 90 days. CAC dropped by 40%. And the CEO stopped asking if we should “try Snapchat ads.”

Truth Bomb:

“Marketing isn’t about being clever. It’s about being clear—and then being consistent until people finally get it.”

Stop Chasing Trends. Start Building Systems.

Every week, there’s a new platform, a new tactic, a new “growth hack” that promises to 10x your leads while you sleep. And every week, marketers chase them like moths to a ring light.

But the brands that win? They don’t chase. They build. They create systems that scale. They know their numbers. They test, learn, optimize, and repeat. They don’t need a viral moment—they build momentum.

5 Marketing Moves You Can Make This Week (That Don’t Involve TikTok Dances)

Audit your messaging. Is it clear, differentiated, and customer-focused? Or is it just buzzword soup?
Define your ICP. Get painfully specific. If you can’t name them, you can’t market to them.
Map your funnel. Know your conversion rates at every stage. Guessing is not a growth strategy.
Kill one channel. If it’s not performing, stop feeding it budget out of guilt.
Set one metric that matters. Focus your team. Rally around it. Make it your north star.

Final Word: Be the CFO’s Favorite Marketer

Look, creativity is great. I love a good brand campaign as much as the next CMO with a closet full of ironic t-shirts. But if you want to earn a seat at the grown-up table—the one where budgets are made and strategy is set—you need to speak the language of business.

That means math. That means systems. That means showing how marketing drives revenue, not just retweets.

So stop chasing unicorns. Start building engines. And remember: the best marketing isn’t magic—it’s math, with better fonts and a killer CTA.

Now go make something measurable.

Mark Gabrielli
Founder MarkCMO
[email protected]
www.linkedin.com/in/marklgabrielli